Friday Fun: Earth isn’t flat, cats would have pushed everything off edge by now if it was, confirm scientists

https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2018/03/16/the-earth-isnt-flat-if-it-was-cats-would-have-pushed-everything-off-the-edge-by-now-say-scientists/

Scientists around the World have finally conceded that the Earth is most probably not a completely flat disc after all despite some people keep claiming that.

Research conducted at the University of Oxford has proven conclusively that a cat on a table will inevitably push anything on it off the edge and onto the floor.

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